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This term is used by nerds and losers when they see their friend got a hot girlfriend and now they feel threatened and jealous because the girl is takin their bud away. They dont get to spend as much time with him anymore. They start saying hes whipped as an excuse to try to get him to stay away from her. They figure hopefully if they taunt him enough he will just forget about the relationship and keep hanging with them 24/7. Ive also seen this used when 1 or 2 dudes have previously dated a girl then she starts going out with their friend, hes really feelin her and she is feelin him but the dudes dont want to see them together.
'Bros before Hoes' , sorry shes meant for me , cant keep us apart man, thats my soulmate, i dont care if you dated her and now call her bitch, her and i are soulmates. sorry you werent but dont hate on her , dont hate on me cause im with her and you werent man enough. Yea face it , she wants me and she really loves me. She didnt love you EVER- she just didnt give a shit about you but she loves me. Im not gonna let that get in the way of the REAL THING
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The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.
Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed
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A simple rule that remind all ignorant people of their life philosophy. I before E. I before everyone. Me before everyone else. It is being instilled into the minds of young children all over the world. This simple little rule "I before E" seems harmless but is the cause of all our problems. Presidents,CEO's,Doctors,Bus drivers even Teachers! All corrupted by the innocent little rhyme they learned in elementary school. Little did they know it would cause them to only care about themselves first and others second.
Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon.
iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)
Obama- Fuck healthcare, Im not gonna do shit! HAHAHa I before E muthafuckas!!!
Dr. Morris- I dont care if your on the verge of death. Nigga i need to get paid! I before E negro!
CEO- Who cares if my workers are underpaid,starving and on the verge of bankrupcy. And if the business's i take over cause hundreds to lose their jobs. Nigga im about to pay myself an extra 100k. Hell yea! I before E beyotch!
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See Bros Before Hoes
The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps
'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'
'..no can do spending time with gf'
'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'
'fair play, see you then'
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When a bro chooses a homie over a bitch
Yaseen: Lets go to the movies!
Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight
Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!
Denver: Nah ima get laid
Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :
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Opposite of "bros before hoes"
I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.
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The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.
Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night
OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?
Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes
OJ: shavin dat ass?
Furook: My ass o ur ass?
OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?
Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?
Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?
Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.
OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?
Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed
OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
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