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Bad births

Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.

Bad births is the best mutual on all of TikTok

by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021


Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

by Birthing October 14, 2021


max birth

the realest nigga in the game

that guy over there is a max birth

by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023


Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024


Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

by Tasteless_Humor September 25, 2015


Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

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Birthed

Past tense of Birth

My Mum birthed me

by asianmanlikeinstantnoodles August 6, 2022