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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021


Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.

That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.

by talkradio January 30, 2009


Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.

Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.

by GrandpaButch June 23, 2010


joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

by Samran53 April 2, 2021


blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.

Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry

by Don’t@meboiii November 7, 2018


Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017


High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.

When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker

by Danny2879 October 22, 2022