bone surfing

the act of screwing, plugging, having sex

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!

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bone rollercoaster

slang for sexual intercourse. From an outtake of the movie Office Space.

I'm going to give her a ride on the bone rollercoaster.

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bone bucket

1. n. a place to put your finished hot wing bones.
2. n. slang term for a gay man's asshole. the implication is that many penises (hot, meaty boners) have been (or are currently) inside of said asshole.

guy #1: we ate a lot of wings. this bone bucket is full. we need a new one.
guy #2: frenchie's "bone bucket" is ALWAYS full.
guys #1, #2, #3, and #4 (pointing at frenchie): HAHAHAHA!!
frenchie (with sad face): yes. yes it is.

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bone jaw

French for hello

bone jaw, how are you?
bone jaw mothasucka

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Bone Voyage

A going-away fuck.

Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.

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bones day

A good day where you have bones, so you can get up and do lots of things. Treat yourself.

Today is a bones day, I'm going to call my sister and get that extra guac

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Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

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