Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

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Bump

Bump - as in to stitch someone up.

"arr you jus got bumped off hard bruv"

or on opening a newly purchased wrap of drugs that fails to meet expected standards (sizewise) "thas a bump!"

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bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

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Let it bump

To turn the bass up.

Ay let it bump though.

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fist bump

An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.

Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"

Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"

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Junk Bump

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.

We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!

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butt bump

Verb.
To bump something with your butt.

I had to butt bump the door to get in since it was sealed

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