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Running naked backwards through a cornfield.
How did you get that bruise on your ass?
I went Kernel Bumping last night.
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Bump - as in to stitch someone up.
"arr you jus got bumped off hard bruv"
or on opening a newly purchased wrap of drugs that fails to meet expected standards (sizewise) "thas a bump!"
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An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.
Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"
Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"
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When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
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The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.
Abv. BaD or B&D
Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
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