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Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.
Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled
A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar
“Look at her out in this wind he’s A windy burglar”