An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment
p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect
p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage
The hair between your ass hole and tant
Noah has a lot of tant cabbage
Pubic hair which comes in the colour green. Usually found on transsexuals or non-binary people.
Yoo that hooker last night had some nice daddy cabbage
When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say
Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?
Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages
Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.
It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.
Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk
A Cabbage Boy is person who is a beta male and will not stick up for themselves in any scenario.
Shut up Cabbage Boy.
Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.
Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.