cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

can of dinner

can of dinner is the redneck version of can of beer.

"With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers, by ZZ Top

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hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

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no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

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crack-in-a-can

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

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can of pepsi

The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.

"I am big like can of pepsi"

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