Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

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Carpet Munchkin

Noun
1. An affectionate term used by lesbians to describe one another in an endearing way.

"Your so special Jenny, I love you so much, your my little Carpet Munchkin"

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Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

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carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

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Carpet Angels

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

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Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

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Doo Carpet

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

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