name 30 cereals

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.

man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

too much cereal

when you are in a situation in which you are spooning too many people or alternatively when you are spooning someone who you cannot wrap your arm around

"my spoon can't handle this much cereal! too much cereal"

Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

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cereal racist

If you dislike someone that still eats cereal above the age of 30, you are a cereal racist.

Girl: Are you eating Coco Puffs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Grow up!
Guy: Fuck you, you cereal racist.

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nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens, is to be used in anticipation of something bad

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

goth cereal box

Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl

Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right

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Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

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