cheat on your girl once a week always on a tuesday
Well bro are you hyped for cheating tuesday tomorrow
When a couple back and forth cheats then gets back together.Over and over and get caught in a revenge fuck loop.
Daunte cheated on dane they got back together, then Dane cheated on Daunte. Now there caught in a cheating loop.
When a guy is dating a girl but is still looking for other girls to talk to because the amazing girl they already have isn’t enough. This then cause mental damage on the girl. The disrespect.
“Didn’t mean I cheated I’m wrong scout cheating”
This act of betrayal is when someone, be it a friend or significant other, watches a show without the other person they were regularly watching the show with. Unbeknownst to said other person.
This act can put a real damper on a relationship or friendship. Like in an average relationship, ask your partner or friend if it’s ok for you to go on ahead BEFORE you make that mistake.
This term does not only pertain to Netflix, but to any TV show on any viewing platform.
I walked in on Chad Netflix cheating on me! We were supposed to be watching Game of Thrones together and now he’s a whole season ahead!
A person who makes up arbitrary statistics to appear righter when they are actually very wrong
"That dirty cheat said she was 76% right when we all know she lost the argument faster than a drunk Matt Walsh."
4👍 1👎
According to Dane Cook -- Grandma
Where'd you get those pink fifties, you cheating whore? Get your hands off me Grandpa! GRANDMA'S A CHEATING WHORE!
29👍 21👎
when one person dreams, or daydreams, of being with another person, other than the person they are currently with.
SLOAN - Who is this?
BAS - The man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Oh my God! Johnny Depp?
BAS - Ugh, no. The other man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Julio Iglesias?
BAS - No, not Julio either. Guess again.
SLOAN - Brett Favre?
BAS - Damn Sloan! You’re such a dream cheat!
8👍 4👎