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a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.
When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
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When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.
Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!
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The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.
When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.
I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.
When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.
Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky
You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.
Stranger 1: get away from me
When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.
Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.