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When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
Performing fellatio
I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.
Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.
2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.
That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.
Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.
When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.
The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!
Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?
John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke