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eating pussy by heavily licking it, desperately trying to make her cum
"She's ugly, but she's paying my rent, so I had to give her a clam cram to get it over with quickly"
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The process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. Preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. Typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy pussy.
Unless the fever is over 100°F it's not considered 'hot clam'. A fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. Therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°F ~ 37-39°C.
n. Hot Clam, Clam·med, Clam·ming, Clam·mer
Guy: "My wife was hot clamming me Friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather."
Dude: "I bet it was worth it though."
Guy: "It was the best pussy I've ever had. Period."
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to shut up and drop the subject.
Her: nag, nag, nag, blah, blah, blah.
Him: Ho, clam down.
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When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.
Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
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the female version of the t bag
a female will spread her legs and kiss you with her pussy
i was sleeping to wake up to a clam kiss
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1. n. When a woman's vagina resembles a freshly harvested crustacean from the sea.
2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.
1. Hey ashley, did you order some wet clams today? No, that's just me.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.
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To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
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