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To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.
See also: Conversation Killer
Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!
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Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.
She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic
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The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.
“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”
“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”
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THE BEST FUCKING MUSICAL GENRE EVER!!!!
"Don't EVER think that Metallica, Quiet Riot, etc. can be described as classic rock. THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL METAL, YOU ASSHOLES!"
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Classic Rock...
Everything that is pure and holy in music
Vocals that has a meaning
Guitar solos that adds a purpose to the song
Out of this world drum's that gives a sense to the song
Groovy bass groves that gives a song a personality.
Every Classic Rock song has a meaning to it, it's own soul, even life.
Really the ONLY music that will still be around when im walking the stairway to heaven.
Classic Rock. Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Beatles, ELP, ELO, Buffalo Springfield, CSN&Y, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Jefferson Airplane. And so many more
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The best Genre of Music alive. Also with the best Bands. Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, ZZ Top. This list can go on for hours.
Guy who likes rap: yo did you hear lil' waynes new song lick the lolipop.
Me: what the fuck is lick the lolipop what were you watching MTV.
Guy who likes rap: nah man on dah radio. Dont you listen to rap?
me: rap is for retards with no life. Retards Attempting Poetry. add a C asshole. why dont you go to the music store by a nice Led Zeppelin album and tell me what sounds better. It's Called Classic Rock
Guy who likes Rsp: who the fuck is Led zeppelin. does a zeppelin rap good Beats?
Me: please go fuck yourself dumbass. if it werent for Led zeppelin there wouldnt be a rap you jackass. go kill yourself
Guy who likes rap: fuck you, bitch no one likes that shit
Me: yea fuck off dick.
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The term classical liberalism has often been applied in retrospect to distinguish earlier 19th-century liberalism from social liberalism.
Social-liberals have nothing in common with 19th century liberalism. They took this word,that's why we have to call ourselves classic liberal .
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