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Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation
My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape
An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.
The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.
going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love
yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND
12👍 6👎
Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
35👍 25👎
All up in someone's face.Or really close and in someone's bussiness!
*sits next to Jairo at ThElement* DAMN JAIRO, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!
32👍 27👎
Being such close friends that you are past the point of a 30 year married couple; two people being so close that they feed off of each other in every facet imaginable.
My great grandparents have been together for 60 years. Dayum nikka, talk about Tiffany and Anne close!
6👍 2👎
To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.
"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"
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