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When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.
I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.
A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.
Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.
Tea or coffee?
Adjusted coffee would be great.
A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.
That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat
A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious
Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.
Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.
Let’s save that for coffee talk