Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.

"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."

coke ghost

When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

Coke Jenga

what happens when the Diet Coke is put on top of the regular Coke in the fridge; and the Regular Coke drinkers out number the Diet drinkers. And as a result a potentially unstable stack of soda has occurred.

I wanted to get a coke, but its turned into Coke Jenga in there.

Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.

Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?

coke aim

a machine used to get to the center of the earth in 7 days so you can miss two weeks of school .
made of giant coca cola bottles and mentos to get you there super fast and you need to aim really well cos u cant control it, even has a zero gravity crew cabin with twinkies water and bean bags(being launched into the earth into the wall between america and mexico

champagne,coke aim ,vaseline and most things in between

coke call

When youre chessed out alone and just wanna talk all day so you call random people and tell them your life story

Bob snorted a fat 8 ball and coke called his boss at work. Oops

Frozen coke

when a guy asks you if you want a frozen coke but what he means is to give you his frozen cock, don't trust him.

Hey girl do you want some frozen cock.... I mean frozen coke