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The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.
Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?
A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.
I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.
When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.
Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.
A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.
I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.
A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.
I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.
I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER
Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker
a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"