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When a heterosexual or homosexual couple are engaged in frequent strenuous sexual activity, and the male has ejaculated so frequently he has run out of semen, the next time he does ejaculate all that will emerge is a mere puff of air. The act of copping a breeze is to receive this puff of air on one's person, usually on, but not limited to, the facial area.
i came so hard next time you will definitely be copping a breeze, baby.
me and jason had such a fantasic time that by morning i was copping breezes left right and centre.
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a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.
i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"
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When 2 police officers get together for a bite to eat, usually in a small restaurant or diner.
Often seen at restaurants such as Luby's, Whistle Junction, Jim's, Las Palapas, Taco Cabana, Ryan's, random family-owned Mexican restaurants, and occasionally Chacho's.
"Hey Bill, wanna grab a bite at Jim's?"
"Sure Johnny, it's a cop date."
"Hey check it out, there's 2 cop cars outside that Luby's."
"Wow, there must be a cop date going on in there."
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Contrary to popular belief, not all mall cops are power hungry people who think they are police officers. If a mall cop is an asshole, it's because he has to deal with people who try to ridicule, insult, & degrade him every time he goes to work just to do his job & make some money.
The job of a mall mall cop can actually be quite frustrating. Aside from dealing with wannabe gangster bitches who think they're funny, you have a list of things that you don't get paid enough to do, such as:
-Drive around slowly while everybody & their mother crawls across the street
-Help idiot parents find their idiot missing kids. This happens DAILY, and makes me instantly like those parents you see walking their kids on leashes like the dogs that they are.
-Respond to potentially dangerous fights. News flash, getting paid $10 an hour is not enough for me to risk my life trying to save some wannabe thug from getting his ass beat just because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
-Write long ass reports every time we do something.
If a mall cop takes you out or gives you some shit, GOOD! You're probably some punk ass teenager who deserved it anyways.. You disrespectful little twat.
I am a mall cop, none of us particularly enjoy our jobs that much and we definitely don't think it's glorious. Most all of us are trying to work elsewhere, and a decent amount of us have military experience (including myself). A job is a job.
Teenage Wannabe Gangster Idiot: *points & laughs* "Haha MALL COP!!"
Mall Cop: *points & laughs* "Haha UNEMPLOYED!!"
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"Cop killers" are a type of bullet that can penetrate a police officer's body armor -- for example, a Kevlar vest. Cop-killer bullets have a stronger casing and a smaller bursting charge than regular bullets. Regular bullets are made of lead, which is considered a soft metal. Cop-killer bullets are made from stronger metals such as brass, steel, beryllium copper and iron. Cop-killer bullets are illegal for civilians to own, use or sell in most countries, including the United States and Canada.
The 38-year-old police officer was shot and killed with cop-killer bullets, better known on the street as cop killers. Authorities do not know how the suspect in the murder obtained the illegal ammunition.
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While the phrase "Top Heavy" refers to something with excess material on the top, Cop Heavy is used to describe any street or area where cops are either highly prevalent or just more strict.
Often used when describing either a road where speeding is a poor idea, a reason for being late, or just as a story for one's peers.
"Okay, be careful going down Lake Street at all times. The 35 mph sign means 35, not 36. It's one hell of a cop heavy road."
"Slow down right here. There's a cop car in the corn field every mile or so for this stretch of road almost every time I pass it... see? Talk about being cop heavy."
"Sorry I'm late for poker guys. I seriously saw 12 cops on the way here. Something must be going down, or else it wouldn't be so cop heavy."
"So you'll be here in 10 minutes? Cool. Just avoid entering off Rt. 83. It was so cop heavy, there may be a drug bust or something.
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A subtitle touching of sexual organs of a person of the opposite sex usually with the intention of them not knowing.
Dude, did you see the rack on heather?
Yeah man, I leaned in and my elbow totally grazed her boobage.
Dude, you totally were copping a feel.
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