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matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
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The verbally accurate name for rap music.
Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".
Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".
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When you dine at the "restaurant" known as Cici's and at 2am in the morning you sit straight up in bed (or are given a violent start depending on if you are already awake) and have to run to the bathroom to take a spicy crap.
Other names by which The Cici's Crap are known are...
-Chalupacabra
-The Untimely Death
-The One and Only Bane of Chuck Norris
Lets not eat at Cici's because I don't want to be afflicted with the Cici's Crap in the wee hours of the morning.
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A word used to describe a mess of a situation.
John: "Yo Jimmy, the fuck is happening?"
Jimmy: "A fucking crap fest John..."
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when a Greek man with a strong accent tries to tell you to 'shut the fuck up' but gets confused.
I'm telling you, shut the crap!
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When your shit looks abnormal.
Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!
I just had the most random crap
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sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).
we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"
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