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A well dressed man,usually dressed in hip-hop gear.
My man LaRon over there lookin'all fresh and crispy like he just left the mall!
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When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
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A joke within the Alexander Ludwig and/or the Hunger Games fandom. Alexander Ludwig frequently tells his fans to "Stay Crispy" via twitter, as he does with the term "Liv it up"
Alexander Ludwig: I love all my fans so much. Stay crispy guys!
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The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.
Best served with maple syrup and lemon.
Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
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When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.
"That was a tasty crispy taco!"
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Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd
Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
"Man that taco bell isn't sitting right. I think i gotta drop the fat crispy"
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When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.
Jon ended up eating the crispy biscuit last night.
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