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What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay
Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?
No im fully straight
You're a crooked rular
A level 1 Mafia City player.
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous
The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)