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Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede
boy: bro mr crook is so black
boy 2: that’s racist you negro
Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly
he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook
Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
a oddly tall person with a deep voice that asks to play mc pvp every five seconds
Hunter crook is kinda gay
hunter crook plays mc to much