Sports curse

the curse that goes around the US making most or all of the sports teams of one city terrible.

o man the heat and the dolphins were so terrible i think we had the sports curse.

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R.Mcdermott curse

The act of never being able to win a championship in any sport you play.

Geez i thought we were close to a win boys, until the R.Mcdermott curse kicked in.

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cursed tiktok

A area of TikTok which consists of “coming to the tree” and “Martha the dog” with extremely crispy and distorted filters.

Friend: You on straight or gay TikTok
Me: Im on cursed TikTok! ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE

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Maple Curse

A curse that people with the last name maple not able to hit his targets and also lack brain cells

Ethan: Colin hit your shots dude you did not hit him once

Colin: Sorry its the maple curse man

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irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

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monkey curse

When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.

The Monkey Curse really has a hold of Rob.

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Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

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