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A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
A cycle in the clothes washing process where Rum is added to the washing machine.
E: What’s going on man?
A: Oh just doing some laundry.
E: Ope! **pours in rum** It must be time for the rum cycle!
A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.
"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."
I got bored last night so I did the heme cycle at least five times.
When ya bitch eat corn and it comes out on your dick when you clap her cheeks, so you make her suck it off and it comes out the other end all over again. It might never end
Friend: how do I avoid the corn cycle on my girls period
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.