fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.

Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."

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atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

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diet coke

a) Diet CocaCola
b) Artificial sweetener snorted by dumb diet-crazed blondes.

The coke in the silver can.

What that dumb chick in math has on her nose.

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Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

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diet coke

What people drink to be "healthy", it is in fact far more unhealthy than regular Coke due to the aspartame contained within which can eat holes in the brain.

"Got any Diet Coke?"
"No, but I've got some drano you can chug."

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facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

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Missouri Diet

When you go on at least a diet of Crystal Meth, marlboros and mountain dew, for a minimum of 9 days to get the full effect.

Crys-Tal: Umm Brandi how'd you get so skinny?

Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.

Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.

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