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To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.
Jim: hey jake, you got a light?
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
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A Magic Dildo is a Dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to. How it works is you just say Magic Dildo and whatever you want it to fuck. Example: Magic Dildo my pussy. Now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is Magic Dildo back in your box.
A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.
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lube lesbians put on thier dildos
honey go get the dildo butter...
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The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.
Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.
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A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.
Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!
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When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.
I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!
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a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)
*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.
"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"
"A Dildo-rocket!"
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