Person one: draws penises on paper
Person two:Hey! Stop Dessing dinguses on my paper!
A neckless creature which is known for its stalking of the young
The coolest and most awesome person ever. Usually 7” 3’. Is flithy fucking rich
(Not Jess): Bro Jess is such a dingus
Jess: wow thanks
Coolest and most awesome person ever. Is rich and 7 feet tall.
(Not Jess): Jess is a DINGUS
jess: Thanks bro!
Someone who isn’t super smart and annoying.
Lola: Stop it you dingus
Little brother: noooooo
Colloquial: Person who rings (“dings”) the bells, ie: in a bell tower or at a church.
Modern: mechanical device used to ring large bells, similar to a club or mallet.
My kids asked me what a “dingus” is, and I made up on the spot that it’s a person who dings bells. So now I am adding it to urban dictionary so I can look it up online and prove the definition to be real.