Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.
Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!
Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
When a corrections officer is making a round on his/her housing unit and looks in a cell and sees an inmate shitting in the dark
Damn, I was just making a round and 26 cell was taking a spooky dookie
To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.
Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?
"I smoked a dookie officer ."
The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire
My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly
The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.
Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir
A man that fucks another man in ass
I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks