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Donald Trump is a ego-maniacal, narcissistic, compulsive lying, greedy douchebag.
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A douchebag is defined as the 45th President of the United States of America.
A douchebag was elected in the 2016 US election.
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~ n.~ slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.
Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.
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The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow๏ปฟ douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker."
From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering.
beachnative420 6 minutes ago
Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?
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Douchebags call people names on twitter, bully people, brag about themselves, push peers out of the way for a photo op, insult their peers, and create a safe space for other racist, sexist, misogynistic douchebags.
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A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.
George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet.
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
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A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.
Douchebag Activity
Tagging ones name on a anothers picture just to annoy the butt of the joke.
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