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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 31, 2013


dough v2

the shit that you die to in blox fruits

player 1: hi!
player 2: bye
player 1 realises that the person who he was talking to was a dough v2 bounty hunter and so his life was ended shortly after 5 seconds

by aaaaasdassf May 5, 2023


slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 3, 2017


Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.

Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!

by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022


Throwing dough

The term "throwing dough" means the same as the traditional term, "throwing hands". This means to engage in or provoke a fist fight.

The giant man was throwing dough at the ufo.

by RollPattern July 29, 2023


Pillsbury Dough Girl

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out

1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

by blablaicanthearyou November 10, 2018


dough ho

A dough ho is a woman/girl who marries for money.
A girl who marries a rich man for money.
A woman or girl who marries a military man for benefits.

Man that dough ho took you for all ya dough, you need to cut that bitch off!
Did you see that soldier with that skank dough ho? I saw her selling her stuff last night at the clubs, $20 a dance! Damn dough hoes!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012