The Drunk Zones

These are the Zones of being Drunk.

1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.

2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.

3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.

4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.

5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.

6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.

7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.

8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.

Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"

You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."

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Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

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Drunk and Horny

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.

dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

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Still-Drunk

Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.

Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.

Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.

Dude, I don't get hungover, I just get Still-Drunk.

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tired drunk

when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk

Dude ur like tired drunk.

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godzilla drunk

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.

To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.

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mosh-drunk

after the concert your legs hurt so bad that you can't walk straight or stay upright

first-time concert-goer: my legs hurt i can't walk right
someone who has been to a concert: dude, you're mosh-drunk