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A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.
That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!
Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!
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Fuel for a chainsaw attachment that is usually mounted to an ar
Do you have any electric gasoline left?
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A sex move benefiting the woman. The guy is bound to the bed via handcuffs, rope, or zip ties while the woman rides on top. The woman then applies a stun gun to the guy's ribcage, causing him to thrust about in an unpredictable penetratingly pleasureful way, while simultaneously giving the woman a slight and pleasing electric shock to the vagina.
My man's ribs are so sore from the electric rodeo last night.
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the prank in which the wearer has been fed up with the amount of times he has been purple nurpled. and so they attack an electrified metal nipple onto themeselves and, when the attacker attempts to twist the sore nipples, will be severally electrified
Kid 1: Oh man Johnnys coming!
Kid 2: Its aight... im whereing my new electric nipples
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Similar to a rotisserie however the chicken, lamb, or female is replaced by a Cat.
A traditional 'Electric Barbercat' removes the need for an open flame or heating element and relies on Alternating Current to electrically cook the feline with an even spread.
Some cultures use Direct Current and live cats.
"Ken! see you at the Electric Barbercat tonight?"
"YEW! I'll bring the brewskies"
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One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.
Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.
Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.
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When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.
Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
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