is a person that should be thrown around a room like an anti-stress ball. they also have the worst tastes in men.
im so mad right now, where's ELLIOT!!!
an Elliot is an absolute godsend.
He is so beautiful and handsome and cute and your gonna wanna kiss him all day long. He gives the best hugs, even if he doesn’t like hugs from other people, except you. He likes to hold your hand and kiss you :). He is the literal best man you will ever see. I hope to marry my Elliot.
“Who is he dating?”
“Oh, he’s dating Elliot. Lucky bastard”
a sad sad boy who copies other peoples homework and fucks there dogs his only friends are the dogs that he rapes because nobody likes him in real life, he looks like a cross between a sadistic baby carrot and a piece of kale that was left unattended in a backpack and then shipped to China.
Hey, look there's the dick fucker Elliot!
Elliot is the man upon who your faults will be judged. Elliot is gentleness and forgiveness of which no other deserves. Elliot sees you. Elliot is above all men. Elliot will hold a mirror up to your soul. He is always watching. Elliot knows.
Elliot is judgment and awareness.