software engineering

Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.

I am a software engineer.

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Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.

Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.

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mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)

They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!

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steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

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Aeronautical Engineer

An engineer who designs Aircrafts.

"I want to be a aeronautical engineer when I grow up!"

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arse engineer

One of the male species that likes to the tickle to
the bum hole of another male with is {Purple Helmet Warrior

A derogatory term for males that suggets they take it up the john harris

Boyzone are a set of Arse Engineers

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engineer's guilt

The guilt you feel when you decide to have fun and take a couple hours off from doing problem sets and coding.

I went home after the party and tried to do math homework because I felt so much engineer's guilt.

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