Random
Source Code

New England Patriots

Team that was so full of themselves in the 2007 - 2008 season they actually made 19 - 0 gear before the Super Bowl against the greatest fucking team the New York Giants. A team that has asterisks after their 3 Super Bowl wins in the 2000's. Their coach is Bill Belichick, a guy who can show his team credit and say they are the best, but doesnt wanna give anyone else credit when their team gets their ass handed to them in the Super Bowl. Their Quarterback is Tom Brady, a guy who crys like a little bitch when his team loses and choked 5 times getting sacked and going 18 - 1 losing the "biggest game of his career". Their main Wide Receiever is Randy Moss who is another bitch just like his quarterback. Both Moss and Brady dropped out of the Pro Bowl to go cry in their beds about choking on perfection. Mercury Morris cant stand these guys and loves the fact his '72 dolphins are the only perfect team in "perfectville". Basically, a team full of shit who cant win the big one when it counts.

Retarded New England Patriots Fan : 19 - 0 bitch, yeah Giants aint gonna do shit they suck.

Giants Fan : We'll see you loser.

(After the Super Bowl)

Giants Fan : What was that? 19 - 0?

Pats Fan : Shut up, we still won 18 games!

Giants Fan : Ok, wheres the Lombardi Trophy at and where are your rings? Exactly, shut up and bow down to your daddy bitch.

by Tom Coughlin February 5, 2008

392๐Ÿ‘ 377๐Ÿ‘Ž


New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005

288๐Ÿ‘ 273๐Ÿ‘Ž


NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

THE WORST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY WITH A DIVA AS A QB AND A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS.

TEAMMATE:WANNA GO BUTT FUCK IN THE SHOWER?

Brady:Hell Yeah! Were New England Patriots

by deathman1111 October 15, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


New England Patriots

The most overrated team in NFL history. They are led by the most overrated player, Tom Brady. The only reason they won the Superbowls was because of their kicker and everybody else on their team sucks ass... They have a player named Gay.

The New England Patriots are 1 - 6 against the Dallas Cowboys and if they ever play sometime soon it will be 1 - 7

by Rydawg April 24, 2006

208๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


new england patriots

Synonymous with "Crap", "Poo", and "Garbage."
They have a highly overrated Quarterback, who thinks he is a badass, when he is really a pussy. They also smell bad because they do not use deodorant. Their fanbase is now mostly comprised of bandwagon fans because they might have won a few superbowls over the past few years.

The New England Patriots will go about as far as a lead balloon this year.

by PATRIOTS BLOW May 1, 2006

177๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.

The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.

by Dr Pinch July 20, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


England vs America

When Americans (or "yanks" what ever you prefer) say they aren't English but when someone says something in a foreign language they say " in English?" or "Speak English!" Just want to point that out by the way.
And the English is NOT eastern. We are western. Correction, Japan is the east. And I'm English so I would no if England is Japanese.
One last thing, England/Britain or the brits is NOT posh, snobby, clean, and drink tea all day and make horrible remarks sort of people, it is told that london, nottingham and scotland, wales are more dangerous then america like new york or something. Also we do NOT use long intellectual words or what ever, or write like it, example. Whatever- Wat ever, Here- ere, No- Na, Yes- yhh so on...And we do NOT have big teeth!!!

So ive cleared that up I just like to say I AM SICK OF PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS OUT BRITAIN AND CALLING US ARSEHOLES!!!
(yes i put arse not ass cause ass means a donkey.)

England vs America

by Pinkpot >.< March 20, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž