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is the sexual act of mixing female and male jizz in a cocktail glass mixing it with a hot sauce and having the women drink it while you eat out her pussy
many whores love drinking a European hot cocktail sauce
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extremely difficult class in highschool, mainly taken to obtain a college credit and main student body includes nerds and asians, a regular student or two who are looked down upon and often ignored. involves a ton of reading and note taking.
emotions associated with this class:dread, fear, inadequacy and horror.
The class is challenging and can be quite illuminating, although reading a boring ass text book.
student 1: why'd you take Advanced Placement modern European history?
student 2: Mr.Stellpflug said i should enroll last year so i did
1: so what's it like?
2:if your not a nerd, genius or asian it pretty much sucks, but i guess it's okay.
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The "European Bubble Butt" was created in Miami, Fl by local rapper X2TP (X2 Tha P) And is a sex move/position in which liquids such as (Soft Drinks, Energy Drinks, Alcohol etc. is poured into a woman's rectum by there partner. The partner will then proceed by inserting a McDonald's straw into the woman's rectum and then blowing on the other end of the straw causing the liquids in the woman's rectum to bubble, it was inspired from when X2TP (X2 Tha P) was younger having meal's in restaurants, where he would put different drinks in a cup and mixed them together by blowing with a straw. BUT WAIT! there's more, Part 2 of the position begins soon after the bubbles have settled, The woman will sit in a squatting position over 2 shot glasses, She will begin pushing the liquid out from her rectum and into the shot glasses, anymore liquid that has missed or hasn't been used MUST be disposed of "properly". The Final part of the move/position is to cut the McDonald's Straw in half, Placed into the 2 Shot Glasses and elegantly sipped on by the couple. Once Finished they MUST say "God Save Tha Queen", The Sex move/position has been completed.
Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!
Person 1: Hey Honey! I Know we've been going through a ruff patch recently BUT i think i know have to change that.
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!
Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"
Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.
Me: You’re beautiful.
little european girl : Stop!
Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin
European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts