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The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses.
...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start
Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today''
Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice''
Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''
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dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!
dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!
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to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.
jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"
jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."
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"i'm too cool and mature for Myspace, so i use Facebook its like myspace but without the scene kids" - Lame
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Facebook is this really dumb online FAD that's starting to spread into the high school clique. It's sorta like the new myspace where the RANDOMEST people ask to be your friend. These people are people who you have no clue who they are OR they are people you only met like once or twice. It's like this REALLY BIG ego game where people try to amass the most amount of friends that they can have. Whoever has the most friends WINS! But what do they win? They win the title of BIGGEST ONLINE COMFORMIST IDIOT EVER!!! WOOT! GJ you DUMBASS! Anyways, because facebook is such an idiotic thingamabob, now if random people add you to their facebook, that means you have just been FACEBOOKED! It's like you just got smacked in the FACE. Except you got booked in your FACE! So now, facebook is like this term that means OWNED or BURNED or PWNED or FUCT!
You just been FACEBOOKED BIATCH!! Wut you gon do?? You WANT some of this?? Huh?? Well I just FACEBOOKED YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
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A means of communication through comments and status updates between people who have no actual desire to establish meaningful relationships with the individuals on their "friends" list in real life.
Status: Who wants to do something tonight?!
Comment: Fuck yeah let's get shittered and barf all over eachother! Oh wait, I just remembered I have to install my new toilet tonight. Sorry dude! Wanna facebook instead?
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Ultimately, its a new step away from the ever expanding MySpace in the networking industry that has put a choke hold on so many of today's younger (perhaps, older) internet users. No longer a factor of compulsory friend prioritising or a tool for ego boosting/reducing. In the creation of this, a much friendlier yet, simpler method of networking was introduced.
Taylor: Waaaa! I'm not in your top 8.
Andy: Oh, i'm really sorry, please don't delete me and post a threatening bulletin.
Frank: I don't even know what you dopes are talking about, i've got Facebook.
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