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The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.

"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."

by Zvezdislav February 17, 2018


Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010


chemical farmer

A person who makes meth

Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer

by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017


Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy February 22, 2018


dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015


asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

by Ja$h November 7, 2014

32๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009

93๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž