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Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.
IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!
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Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
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To carry someone away quickly.
A drunk girl fell down the stairs at the party last night. Five guys life-flighted her to the car for a trip to the emergency room.
In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"
Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"
a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.
i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.
The act of shitting in anothers mouth while flying in a public plane
Guy 1: hows your flight fudge mam?
Woman: *is smiling while choking*
Guy 2: she looks fine