Tip Flirt

The occassion when every person regardless of relationship status may flirt with the cute barman/lady. If you are paying a tip for a drink, you are allowed to flirt, even outrageously.

As a noun:
"Hey Steve, your girlfriend was watching you flirt with the barlady."

"No its cool, it was a tip flirt. Its allowed."

Or as a verb
"Jeez I just had to tip flirt with a complete wanker. Not sure the tip was worth it."

flirt flirt

Drunk flirting; more forward than usual.

I flirt flirted with Andy last night i was so drunk he probably thought I was trying to hit, but I was so drunk it was NOT my intention.

flirting with a cop

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."

• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.

Smoking flirt

Where someone lights your cig and kinda touches your hand when they do.

That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!

Inverse Flirting

The act of flirting by degrading yourself just to hear your target trying to convince you otherwise.
Most boys do this when interested.

-God I am so ugly
-Nah I don’t think so
-thanks

^Thats how inverse flirting works

Flirt High

When someone thinks a person is flirting with you but you're still high off of someone else who filtered with you earlier.

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Is that guy flirting with me?
Person 2's mind: no!!!!!!!!! He's not flirting with me I'm just flirt high!

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
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