Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

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Root beer float

Bong hit, getting high fuckers and bitches

I just hit that root beer float.

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Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

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The Ole' Float & Gloat

When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.

That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!

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Root Beer Float

A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.

She couldn't decide so ended up getting root beer floated.

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getting her float on

when a white girl daydreams about black men. usually accompanied by a blank stare.

Marissa just couldn't lie to herself about getting her float on over Martin Lawrence.

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floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

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