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A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.
“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”
A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.
Glenn was sick yesterday and now I suffer from the glemu flu.
(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.
After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.
A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.
"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"
"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."
when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women
DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.
When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.
Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."
John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."
Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint
Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.