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The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.
Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.
Let’s save that for coffee talk
Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
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Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.
I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.
the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.