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A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.
I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.
Take a warm bowl of milk, drop testicles into bowl, have girl take straw and blow bubbles in milk while executing a handjob.
She's so wild she gave me a French Motorboat...
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French guys are very hot and handsome. They are the most stylish guys in the world. They are intelligent and have a great taste of music.
Just perfect!
-Oh my God, look at his clothes! He is so hot!
-Right! I guess he's a french guy!
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The American word for "Pommes Frites" - a Belgian side-dish consisting of deep-fried, finger-length pieces of potatoes, served hot and salted. Traditionally served to anything from Moule Marienere (clams) to Hamburgers.
Also known as chips in Britain and Australia, Pommes Strips, Belgian Fries, and more recently, Freedom Fries.
You want some more grease on your French Fries?
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1)The French horn is that smexy instrument with the nice curves.
2) it's that greatest instrument e v e r
John: Wow you play the French Horn ?
Katie: Yeah! I'm even first chair!
John : Have my babies
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A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.
Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!
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