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Fornicating Under Consensual Knowledge a.k.a FUCK (caps) or fuck (lowercase for those lazy bastards who can't hold the shift key).
Person 1: Do you FUCK?
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. :)
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now.... :D
Person 2: Oh indeed.
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A condition in which one has no way around a bad situation.
The cops caught us, so we are fucked.
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The infamous "f-word". It is used mostly as a putdown or a social phrase, or sometimes "to have sex with".
Put downs:
1.Fuck You!
2.Your a fucker
3.Fuck off!
4.Your fucking dumb
Well, I can go on for hours for this, but lets move on..
Social Phrase:
1.Fuck ya!
2.Fuck that
3.That fucking sucks
4.Thats fucking awesome!
To have sex with:
1.I fucked my girlfriend last night
2.He fucked some other girl
Otherwise, it self explanatory
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Originating from Old English language, this word is commonly used to describe a feast. Old English families would usually hold these semi-annual feasts and they would attract hundreds of people. Unknown to most potty mouths today, this word was actually used very commonly and in a good way.
Sir Bob: Wow what an excellent fuck. I haven't had one that good in a while.
Lady Sarah: Agreed. If I ever need a good fuck, I will definetly go to her castle again.
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A term to describe the company I work for
when my co-worker and I quit.
When we walk out, this place is so fucked.
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A fucking Sweet Word which is fuckingly used most common slang,fuck***??
Jason:What happened to you!!
Richard:I will die now!!
Jason:What...BTW what's the Cause??
Richard:My WIFE and girlfriend is fucking my grandfather and father respectively.
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Use it to show you're suspicious of someone, e.g: "who the fuck are you?!?!"
To show you're lost, e.g: "where the fuck am I??"
To point them ^^ in the right direction, e.g: "FUCK OFF!"
To show you're in trouble, e.g: "Oh, I'm fucked now..."
When panicking, e.g: "Let's get the fuck out of here!!!"
When resigned to a situation, e.g: "Oh, fuck it..."
To be aggressive, e.g: "FUCK YOU!!"
To show surprise, e.g: "Oooh, fuck me!"
If you're confused, e.g: "What the fuck?!"
To show despair, e.g: "Fucked again..."
To show denile, e.g: "I didn't fucking do it."
To show apathy, e.g: "Well who gives a fuck?"
Oh Yes, What A Versatile Word Fuck Is. Be Sure To Start Using It More Often :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv4ZqBw5F4
"Well Fuck This!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv4ZqBw5F4 (No Copyright Intended. Not My Video.) :)
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