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Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.
1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"
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To penetrate an individual with your dick in the region of the body connecting your head to your body.
"Fuck you in the Neck you fucking dick!"
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1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.
2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.
Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)
The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!
The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)
You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!
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what an Arab man says instead of fuck you
Person 1:this 7/11 sucks
Arab Person: Ahh Mother Fuck you, you stupid kid!
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This activity is best shared with good friends. You have had a long shitty day, everyone pissing you off. Choose your favorite alcohol, in place of a toast you say Fuck _________ (insert offending name). Before you know it, a perfect end to a shitty day. Repeat as needed until you are happy!
It's been a bad day, let's do some fuck you shots!
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