Funky Fiasco

A festive style of music and festival involving dance, driving beats, alcoholic beverages, non-substantial food, and in some cases illicit drugs. The major distinctive aspect of this style of festival and the music is the electric instruments and the artist drive on rock, blues, and jazz with the intentions of getting patrons to dance.

That party that John's daughter attended where she got drunk and danced was a funky fiasco of a party.

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funky chunks

very thickly-soled shoes (and/or heels on shoes), often described as "chunky" shoes; overly thick-soles on shoes designed to increase the height of the wearer.

"Dat bitch's shoes are soo ridiculous...how you think she walk around in 'em funky chunks?"

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funky london

Something that is terribly gross, disgusting, or putrid

*sees fungus on bread*

Well that’s funky london.

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Funky Muffin

Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all

That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!

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Funky town

a polite and funky way of saying “we’re gonna fuq”

“hey you wanna go to funky town?”

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Funky Monkey

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

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funky town

pussy town's biggest rival all the wannabe pimps and hippies hang here

i'm going down to funky town

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