German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.

Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!

German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.

Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard

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German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body

Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night

German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.

Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.

German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick

James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric

german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm

I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.